Bandwidth Hog
A bandwidth hog is a discourteous user who sets up his or her computer to slop up as much of our network's capacity as possible. OK, sometimes hogs aren't being rude on purpose--some hogs wallow in their ignorance, not realizing that downloading just a handful of MP3s a couple of weeks ago may have made their computers into network servers, sharing those files with people from Rodney B to Paris -- that's Paris as in France, Missouri, and Texas! If you know any hogs, tell them how to ditch their file-sharing programs.